5 Facts About Dolphins That Will Prove They Are A Vicious Nightmare
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5 Facts About Dolphins That Will Prove They Are A Vicious Nightmare

5 Facts About Dolphins That Will Prove They Are A Vicious Nightmare

If you were ever an over-imaginative, sensitive, sea-loving child, you probably had one of those awesome and adorable paintings of a child playing with a dolphin under a rainbow stringed along into your room. And if you ever went to the seas, you probably even played with them. Oh! How adorable they are, with their cute whistles and love for playing! However, you only find them cute because you probably aren’t aware of the low and dirty secrets a dolphin holds.

1. Dolphins Rape The Females Of Their Species

Those cute little baby dolphins are probably the last thing you would imagine to grow up into giant, horny rapists. But the hard truth is, they do. Bottlenose dolphins are known to gang up on a female of their species, alienate her, then, violently mate with her for several weeks. Guess what? They have even got all the horrible rapist special effects. They make scaring noises, movements and inflict smacks upon her to keep her in line, and follow her down if she tries to run away! Poor little girl dolphin.

2. Horny Dolphins Don’t Mind Groping Humans

when retired actress Demi Moore was out visiting Las Vegas with her ex-husband, boyfriend and children, she visited the Siegried and Roy’s Secret Garden and Dolphin Habitat. There, apparently, a male dolphin took a serious liking to her, and even made sexual advances!

“Dolphins are very sexually aggressive, and one went after Demi in a big way”, says an onlooker. This isn’t the only one, take a look at this gross video of a scuba diver being sexually attacked by a dolphin.

3. Dolphins Have Really Prehensile Penises

Not only are dolphins psychologically overtly sexual, even their biology is crafted in a way to assist them. Prehensility refers to the feature of a body organ of being adept at grabbing or holding. Severely sexually aggressive creatures, therefore, have prehensile anuses that help grab on to the sexual organs of their partner and mate forcefully.

4. Dolphins Kill Baby Porpoises ‘Cause They Resemble Their Own

Dolphins aren’t just sexually aggressive creatures always looking to get laid, they are evil in a way you could have never expected. In Scotland’s East Coast and off the beaches of Virginia, baby porpoises washed up dead with horrifying internal injuries. Apparently, dolphins had been using echolocation and pulping techniques to internally damage and therefore kill baby porpoises as a sport!

5. Dolphins Murder their Own Children To Mate With Their Mother

It was later found that dolphins only kill baby porpoises because they have a tendency to look like baby dolphins. Meaning, the original intention of the dolphins weren’t to play kill creatures of other species, it was to murder their own babies! The locations mentioned in the above point were also known for washed up dead dolphins, with similar internal injuries and dolphin tooth marks on their bodies.